Model Parents

Draft five. Expect many more. The lead in is much too long and the piece is too repetitive. I’ll be giving it a rest for a couple of days and let my subconscious work on it for a bit.


Whenever the subject of role models comes up, it has been a major irritant to me that the same people come up with the same complaints about airbrushed photos and beautiful models making it hard for young girls to aspire or live up to. I agree, unrealistic images and natural beauties make it impossible for the rest of us. We shouldn’t objectify these people we're told, I agree with that too. But I believe that neither should they have the responsibility thrust on them for how we feel about ourselves.

We chastise erring footballers for not living up to the image that young boys have of them; the same goes for swimmers, songwriters and actors. We can't even judge what we think of a song until we've seen the accompanying music clip of beautiful people prancing around singing indecipherable lyrics. Forget that most of us can’t sing or dance or prance worth a damn, we want to be just like them. And if these high profile types let us down, excepting politicians, they get a serve from the rest of us, (We know immediately what to expect from politicians so can’t be disappointed.)

The reason for my diatribe is Jennifer Hawkins. Hawkins is a lingerie model who recently posed nude for an Australian magazine, Marie Claire. The resultant furore wasn’t about the model disrobing. It had to do with the magazine’s claim that the beautiful and flawless (and un-airbrushed) Hawkins represented the rest of the less than perfect female population and was a desirable role model for young girls.

Had Marie Claire offered someone like the older and more shop worn Elle McPherson as an ideal to aspire to, the magazine might have got away with it. Elle is 46 years old and a mother of two children. Nature has been kinder to ‘The Body’ as she is known, than to the rest of us in the same situation. But the occasional picture that slips past the editor’s desk proves that life and gravity have also paid McPherson a visit. Having said that, even an un-airbrushed and tired looking McPherson is somebody we couldn’t possibly aspire to be like. How can we be? Her parents aren't ours. And let’s face it she is a stranger to us all. Where do we get off expecting her flaws to give us comfort about our own?

If we can learn anything at all from Elle, Jennifer and others like them, it’s that they do their best with what nature gave them; they work hard to maintain their health and their figures. If they were musicians, they would be practicing several hours each day to perfect their skills. I’m sure that models or former models do no different when it comes to tuning up their bodies. They work at being the best they can be and we can learn something from that. But I don’t think on the whole that society today is interested in that; society wants a quick fix; society wants somebody else to make sure it doesn't feel bad about itself.

Mention 1940’s actress Veronica Lake to older people and they will tell you she was famous for having a wave of hair covering her left eye. Thousands of women paid to have their hair styled and dyed exactly the same way. Great for hairdressers but the followers looked ridiculous. So did Veronica, but she was beautiful and could pull it off. As the saying goes, ‘imitation is the greatest form of flattery’. That's okay, but making high profile outsiders responsible for how we feel about ourselves places a heavy burden on them.

Doesn’t the role model status belong to parents? Some of us only have to look at our parents to know that the local Orthodontist can expect a visit from us when we hit our teens. It’s in the genes, stupid. If we have a sense of humour it’s because our parents do, or their parents did; if we have a sense of self and integrity we can thank our parents for raising us to believe in ourselves and to respect others.

My parents are dark haired and of average size. Being a pragmatic kind of child, like my dad, I knew almost straight away I was never going to be tall and blonde (hair dye and high heels don't count). They wear prescription glasses; I wear prescription glasses. My dad has a facility for languages, sings well and is a great dancer; something to aspire to even if I have two left feet and only speak one language. Both have a way of telling a tale that I think I have inherited, so when I check out my ugly, aging mug, I comfort myself that even though beauty has faded, I still have the gift of words that they gave me.

My parents have always loved me unconditionally and uncritically choosing to focus on my best features rather than point out what was wrong with me. I grew up on a diet of fan magazines featuring beautiful actors. I’d look forward to getting a new one each week and ogling them and reading about their fictional lives. I enjoyed myself immensely but thanks to the way my parents raised me, I never let it diminish me, and never felt the need to compete. Great role models, my parents.